narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk:

kosmogrl:

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“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables



manywinged:

manywinged:

A screenshot of a Quora post which says "What are some omens of death?". The preview answer says "Smoking, alcoholism, risky behaviors, reckless driving, irresponsible management of firearms, and failure to..."ALT

now i might be wrong. but i’m pretty sure these aren’t omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

this is like if i said i’m a prophet because i know exactly when you’ll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it



literallyaflame:

a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help

the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3



softwaring:

softwaring:

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i posted this aug 9th last year and it’s just gotten WORSE



sygol:

ommg quit it!!! stop, you guys are making me so shy and giggly ^w^ hehehe *abruptly lashes out with my scorpion tail*